They have really done it now. Jen and Frank did the most awful, unforgiveable thing this morning. They gave me a bath. It was my first run in with that horrible water. They put me in the bathtub, got me all wet, rubbed some sort of gooey substance on me that smells like baby powder and poured more water all over me to remove the goo. I didn't let all this happen without a fight though. I scratched and clawed the entire time. But I did not scream. I stayed strong and did not make a sound. I did; however, bring blood. They both bled for their horrible actions. I will not forget this. Next time I hear whisperings of a bath I will make a preemptive strike...that much I vow. I have to go now, the humans are trying to make up for being so cruel by offering me a treat.
1 hour ago