My human has been so very, very lazy. Not sick, just incompetent. She said she wass busy at work and then busy shopping. Now, she has gone away. So I am dictating this blog to her from many miles away. I have so much to tell, but will start with sweet, sweet justice. My West Virginia cousin helped punish my human for being such a bad blogger. When I told him about what she was doing, he promised to get her back. And oh boy, did he. Yesterday, he climbed up on her pink duffel bag and left her a little present. And then, for good measure, he smeared it in. Here is a picture of my new hero:
Three cheers for Bigfoot!
I asked the woofie there in the West Virginia house to also make my human pay for being so bad. She has been waking her up early every morning. Thanks Woofie!
The human has promised me that tomorrow she will help me post about my Secret Paws package. I also have much to tell you about my NJ cousins who I am staying with! See you all tomorrow furriends!!
Today may be ManCat Monday, but I want to use it to honor some special furiends. As many of you may know, our good buddies over at Zoolatry are going through a difficult time. They have many different things going on in the lives, both joyful and sad. So today is to let them know that I'm thinking of them and sending many purrs and prayers their way. So ladies...on Mancat Monday...this one's for you!
The humans were playing with settings on the camera the other night and were snapping pictures of me in color and in black and white. I think my shades of gray look very distinguished in black and white...
My dear friend Snickers is battling cancer and needs all the purrs and prayers she can get. Just when it looked like the cancer would get the best of her, she stood up against it and is fighting for her life. Please remember Snickers today...
I usually move WAY too fast to let my humans get video of me. However, they tricked me the other day and filmed me while I way playing with my feather birdie. I was far too concerned with putting the bitey on my toy to pay attention to what they were doing. I let down my guard for one moment and this is what I get. Those humans are sneaky...
I'm so happy that it's finally Friday! And even happier that I can now upload pictures again!
I discovered a great toy...if any toy inventors are reading this you should replicate it so that it doesn't break!
The humans ordered Chinese food the other night. And while they were eating, I snatched away a great toy.
That's right...it's a fortune cookie! It's the perfect shape to bat around, it makes a great crinklely noise and it's light enough to carry around in my mouth. It breaks up pretty quickly though...such a shame!
I tried putting the fortune cookie into my food dish, but the humans said it's not for kitties to eat.
I tried to tell them that this fortune said "Always listen to the great wise gray one that will come into your life," unfortunately they didn't buy it.
Today is National Feral Cat Day...a day to raise awareness for the millions of feral cats living in America. As a former feral myself, this is a very special day for me. There are so many cats without home, who are living on the streets and just trying to survive. Today is to remember them.
This is one of the first pictures taken of my when I came home. You can see my infected ear from where it was clipped. Even though it hurt a little, I'm hoping that more and more feral kitties out there end up with an ear tip...that means there will be fewer babies on the street. To all my brothers and sisters on the outside...this one's for you!
Oh human, look closely into my laser eyes. You must be getting sleepy....your eyes are getting heavy. Do you hear me human? Excellent. Now, listen closely to what I have to say. It is very impawtant.
I am getting tired of being woken up because you like to cuddle. I am lying on your feet because you are covered up with the electric blanket. It's warm and fuzzy. If you want to move your feet and leave me the blanket, that would be fine. You will no longer pick me up and hold me unless I ask you to.
This picture is the purrfect example of how things should be. I'm warm, comfy and cozy here on the blanket. All was well here until you took my picture. You will stop flashing me while I am sleeping. It's annoying and it wakes me up. How would you like it if I made lots of noise or scratched your feet while you are sleeping...oh yeah, umm, nevermind. Forget I said that last part. Anyway, you will stop flashing me.
So here are my demands:
Stop flashing me while sleeping
Leave me alone when I'm on the electric blanket, actually, just leave the electric blanket for me. You don't need it
Give me more treats. I deserve them for putting up with you
Stop yelling at me when I paw at the TV
Give me more treats, oh yeah...I said that already...but make sure you do it