I discovered a great toy...if any toy inventors are reading this you should replicate it so that it doesn't break!
The humans ordered Chinese food the other night. And while they were eating, I snatched away a great toy.
That's right...it's a fortune cookie! It's the perfect shape to bat around, it makes a great crinklely noise and it's light enough to carry around in my mouth. It breaks up pretty quickly though...such a shame!
I tried putting the fortune cookie into my food dish, but the humans said it's not for kitties to eat.
I tried to tell them that this fortune said "Always listen to the great wise gray one that will come into your life," unfortunately they didn't buy it.