Oh human, look closely into my laser eyes. You must be getting sleepy....your eyes are getting heavy. Do you hear me human? Excellent. Now, listen closely to what I have to say. It is very impawtant.
I am getting tired of being woken up because you like to cuddle. I am lying on your feet because you are covered up with the electric blanket. It's warm and fuzzy. If you want to move your feet and leave me the blanket, that would be fine. You will no longer pick me up and hold me unless I ask you to.
So here are my demands:
- Stop flashing me while sleeping
- Leave me alone when I'm on the electric blanket, actually, just leave the electric blanket for me. You don't need it
- Give me more treats. I deserve them for putting up with you
- Stop yelling at me when I paw at the TV
- Give me more treats, oh yeah...I said that already...but make sure you do it
Now wake up...and go get me some treats