HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MEOW
1 hour ago
Monday, March 30, 2009
I Smell Pretty
Apparently there was a stench coming from me yesterday. Frank and Jen kept talking about how I smelled like my litter box, so before I knew what was coming I was getting another bath. This one was no better than the first. As if the water isn't bad enough that goo they rub on me is vile. They try to rinse it off but it makes my fur taste funny. And now I smell like baby powder. A fierce mancat in training should never smell like baby powder -- it's a tragedy.
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Oh noes, a bath is something horrible. Did you see the link to "animals that hate baths" on Parker's blog the other day? You could easily add your picture there!
ReplyDeleteHope you ever got that fur in place again!
Purrs, Siena
Yuck - a bath! Mom is giving Teal'c one later today because he gets dandruff. He has no clue. Mwahhahahaha.
ReplyDeleteKaleb
P.S. I agree; mancats should not smell like baby powder. Maybe you can roll around in something to get the stink off you.
Poor Tuck! But smelling awful isn't great either so it probably had to be done...
ReplyDeleteMy human pet and I came to an understanding early on that there would be no baths for me. After a serious throw-down in the bathroom when I was seven or eight months old, she won't dare think of it again. Serves her right for trying to get me into the water.
ReplyDeleteYou should definitely throw-down with your human pets as well, Tuck. Show them who's boss. Harness your inner Tony Danza.
I know it sucks but you probably looked amazingly handsome once you dried off! Smelling like your litter box is not much fun for you or the humans...
ReplyDeleteDid you milk it for some treats?
EWWWWWWW! You poor baby - I am sure your 'rents would have not done this to you unless you really, really needed it.
ReplyDeleteBut...EWWWW!
We hope you got lotsa treats after that dreadful bath, Tuck!
ReplyDeletePoor Tuck! It does sound like you needed a bath, though...
ReplyDeleteWe don't do baths here, but Mom has to rub Franklin with a wet paper towel sometimes because he slacks off on cleaning himself. (The vet suggested this and it works pretty well unless there is a major problem.)
P.S. Dobby says to say that girl cats can be really scary! Especially torties!
ReplyDeleteoh man Tuck, that really stinks. Tell your parents to not use their noses if they don't like your stink. mancats need to stink
ReplyDeleteOh, the indignity!
ReplyDeletePee Ess: You have our vote in the Kitty Fights:)
Tuck dear, u still look cute in that tragedy look!
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OMG...a bath....next time TUCK and run :o
ReplyDeleteOh no, baby powder is not at all mancatly. Smelling like a litterbox isn't mancatly either. You will have to bargain with them. You won't smell like a litterbox and they mustn't make you smell like baby talc.
ReplyDeleteThe bath thing doesn't sound nice (we've never tried it). And smelling like baby powder... you should definitely rebel! But you look cute though ;-)
ReplyDelete......it's all about negotiation....tell them 'stink-butt' is authentic and that all Louche Tabbys have it....it's normal....if they don't like it...tough!......
ReplyDeleteOh you poor thing, thats my pet hate too, but sometimes I have to get that done. You will look so nice when you dry..
ReplyDeleteHugs GJ xxx
Oh poor Tuck! You shouldn't hafta endure the indignity of a bath...no matter how bad you smell....
ReplyDeleteOh my Bast. The horror. I mean, that is just awful. Dood. I hope you shredded something in retaliation.
ReplyDeleteMy former feral status has made it very very dangerous for my beans to bathe me so they use special kitty bath wipes. I hate those too, but it is better than a bath!
Want to come over here? No one will do that to you here.
That is so not cool.
ReplyDeleteTuck, if you don't want to be forcibly bathed, you'll need to amend your litter box habits! Maybe you need to work on your technique. I hope you're not touching the poop with your paw!
ReplyDeletePoor Tuck, those baths are no fun at all. Then for them to take pictures of you in that state too. Well we are sure that you smell better. Baby powder isn't so bad for a Mancat in training though.
ReplyDeleteWe are very sorry to hear about this turn of events, Tuck. A turd in a shoe is indeed in order. Maybe even two for the baby powder business.
ReplyDeletePurrs Goldie
Michico also says I should get a bath now,
ReplyDeletebut I dislike water~~~
I hate it~!
I think you are braver than me!
Wow you do not look as miserable as we do when we have baths. They are not fun but our humans love to cuddle with us when we are all dry and furry soft.
ReplyDelete-Patches and Nemo
Tuck!!! Is that really you? Baby powder! Mancat powder is what they need!
ReplyDeleteI used to get baths all of the time. Now that I'm older, I don't get one unless I have a problem. Thankfully, that doesn't happen too often.
ReplyDeleteOh this is a tradegy!!
ReplyDeleteOMG my bean cannot stop calling you "cute". i fear this is in my future as well! HELP!!
ReplyDeleteOh you poor baby!
ReplyDeleteAfter my bean Lily bathes me, I get what she calls my "blow-out", courtesy a funny little machine that blows hot air at me. I hate bathtime, but I love my blow-out, so I endure bathtime for it.
Maybe you should get your beans to give you a blow-out. You'd really like it.
-Cocoa avec une Guimauve
Jr. Catsultant with the Feline Five
Oh no you hads to take a bath huh? Well I loves water. I hasn't hads to take a bath yet so I don't knows how I would react but I love to put my paws in water and lay down in the wet sink. I hopes you feeling dry and soft now. Good luck in our battle!
ReplyDeleteOh no, a bath, how terrible!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd also with babypowder smell....eeeeeek
You looks cute with your wet fur. Hope you gets dry soon.
purrs
Luna, Luzie and Olli
Baby powder? You poor thing. Fortunately, they've never bathed us.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, thank you for your kind comments. Our woman really appreciates it.
Ms. P and Cinza