Friday, July 10, 2009

Hey You!


Yeah, I'm talkin' to you. I know what you are doing. I see the bags you have packed. I watched you as you searched for beach bags and towels. I sniffed the sunscreen. You are leaving me. I'm staying behind while you head to the beach. You worked long hours all week, were too tired to help me blog and now you're leaving me. When you come back on Tuesday maybe I won't be here. Perhaps, I will find humans that appreciate me and deserve such a fine mancat (almost). Just don't be surprised if I don't come running to you when you get back. I have better things to do than wait for you. Like throw up a hairball or clean my bum.

35 comments:

  1. Awwww, poor Tuck - give them the back of disrespect when they return!

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  2. Poor Tuck -- it must be awful for you to watch them run around preparing to leave you! How could they!!! It's a travesty.

    Yes, I think some sort of revenge is in order. Do your worst!

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  3. You go mancat....tell it like it is ;)

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  4. Oh noes! First they don't have time for you, then they leave you?! The nerve. It's definitely time for some revenge. Make it good, Tuck!

    Purrs and hugs,
    The Kitty Krew

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  5. You tell 'em, Tuck! How dare they pack suitcases! (We hate those things!)

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  6. You've got an excellent human training tactic, Tuck! I hope it works!

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  7. Hairballs on da pillow alwayz gives dem da hint.

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  8. Tuck, Whitey thinks you should be spoiled rotten.

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  9. Take a nap on something white or better ... nap on things you don't normally nap on ... and leave her a 'clean up on aisle three'.

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  10. Oh Tuck...that's just terrible. I've got the ASPCA on speed dial for just these situations...do you want me to place the call for you?

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  11. Tuck, consider this a great opportunity for you. You can have us all over, and we can make your home like "Animal House". I'm sure your human pets will never leave you again after they see the chaos we left behind!

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  12. Oh no! I hate it when humans leave me. I hope they get back soon.

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  13. Their leaving definitely calls for some hairball throwing-up or toilet paper shredding...afterwards, teleport on over to our Island, Tuck, and we'll have some fun!

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  14. I think you need to have a trashing pawty!

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  15. Oh Tuck! We feel for you.. Our #1 is away for a whole month, you know... Try to be strong, and make sure they bring you back lots of treats and fun new toys!

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  16. It's not fair when they desert us like that. Yup a few good hairballs and some poop on the pillow should let them know how you feel.

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  17. Oh the nerve of them!
    Absolutely do not run into their arms when they get back. Demand treats, special ones, for a week!
    ~ Malachi

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  18. I hate it when that big gray box with the handle comes out!!! Never a good sign.

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  19. Oh Tuck, how could they? How could they leave you again? Come on over here, furriend!

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  20. Hello, Tuck! Beans can be terrible to leave us! Lily says she thinks one more can squeeze into the Cat Philanthropy house if you're interested...

    Also, we're all fine. "The crazy idiots who supply us with the stupid internet", among other aliases, left us without internet access for what felt like an eternity, but Lily says it was really just almost a week.

    -D'Artagnan du Chat Noir
    "All for one and one for all!"

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  21. Tuck, all youz gotta do is be all sad an' pityful when dey come back soz you can get some extra treats an' hugs. Workz alla' time☺

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  22. Tuck, when you get to blog again, check out our blog as we left an award for you today!

    Purrs and hugs,
    The Kitty Krew

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  23. Tuck I know just how you feel. Mom is going away for 3 weeks and my Daddy will be gone for several days too. It is enough to make me want to give them both the back of disrespect even before they leave! It helps to know we can forget who they are in that time. That always makes them sad when we do not recognize them when they get home.

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  24. Tuck, we are sorry that your parents are taking off. You are always welcome to teleport over to see us.

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  25. Poor Tuck all abandoned! Be standoffish when they get back until they offer you proper gifts. I'm thinking roast chicken, sliced liver and other treats.

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  26. Oh Tuck! Think of all the great alone time you'll get! Just make sure they leave you with plenty of food!

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  27. I knows how you feelz, I hates it when dey leaves! You should trashes da house while dey is gone so dat dey knows dat you were not pleased. Hopes to hears from you soon!

    Purrrrrrrrrs

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  28. Ah... poor Mr. Tuck...

    Licks,
    Adele, Vincent & Bella

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  29. We are sorry!

    Your feets are lovely!

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  30. I know how you feelin. I have experienced that before when my mom leave me at home for two weeks. I was so sad.

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  31. Uh oh, I know how you feel. Give them the tail when they come back.
    --JB

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  32. I know, I hate it when my humans leave and I love it when they return. Why do they have to leave us AT ALL?

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