Friday, May 22, 2009

Please Don't Go


Dear Humans:

I know I bite your feet in the middle of the night and steal food from your plates while you are trying to eat. I may have scratched up the loveseat and put holes in the new sheets. I am possibly responsible for the bowl full of potpourri that disappeared and for hiding that brand new SD card you bought for the digital picture frame. But I didn't mean it. I'm just a mancat in training and have to play. Please don't go away for the long weekend. I realize Jen hasn't been home to WV since Christmas, but can't you at least take me with you? Oh yeah, I forgot about the crazy woofie who you say will scare me. You say that I'm going to stay with Frank's grandma, but I'll miss you. Four days is gonna seem like forever. I won't even get to visit my friends. This is so not fair. You better bring me back a really good present.

Worst regards,
Tuck, your forgotten kitten

P.S. I hope all the kitties and their humans on the CB have a really great Memorial Day weekend!! See you on Wordless Wednesday!

21 comments:

  1. Happy Memorial Day to you too Tuck and to all our wonderful Veterans!

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  2. Well, I think you've just sent your purrents on a "guilt trip", Tuck -- so now they won't enjoy themselves cuz they'll feel so guilty the whole time about leaving you behind.

    Mission accomplished!

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  3. Look at that face! I don't know how they can stand to leave you! Hope you have a wonderful weekend anyway (and that your humans do too!)

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  4. Uh oh...sorry little buddy. I don't know how you could be left, but sometimes humans do that. Frank's grandma does sound promising though...are'nt grandma's the ones who let you break all the rules and give you extra treats??

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  5. Poor Tuck! I am sure your human pets will miss you terribly while they are away. No doubt, they will bring you back lots of presents just as you asked. Take good care of the house while they're away, or if you're feeling pretty rambunctious, mess it all up to teach them a lesson!

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  6. A great present is definitely in order here, Tuck!! Don't worry, 4 days will pass before you know it!

    Have a great weekend and Memorial Day!

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  7. Aw, Tuck, we're sorry the humans are leaving you! Well, at least you have a long weekend to plan your revenge!

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  8. Ignore them when they come back ...

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  9. I am sorry you will be left alone. I hate that when mine do that to me.

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  10. We iz wif youz...good purr-esents! Make da 'beans bring youz good purr-esents☺

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  11. Oh poor you, it will pass so quickly Tuck and then mum will be home.

    Hugs GJ xx

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  12. Being abandoned is not good. We hope they bring you back lots of treats and gifts to make up for it.

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  13. We'd suggest a house trashing party, but since you're staying with your Grandbean, maybe that wouldn't be a good idea. Save your wrath for Jen and Frank:)

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  14. Thank you for the idea of writing the guilt trip letter. My mom will be sure to feel guilty if I write such a letter the next time she leaves me!

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  15. Holidays seem to be times that people leave us. I'm not sure holidays are good things, even though people seem to like them.

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  16. They better bring you something REAL good! Hang in there--they'll be home soon!

    Noir

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  17. ...oh Tuck...don't be sad.....you're gorgeous...

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  18. Wow Tuck, I am impressed with you guilt skills!
    Grandmas are good though - liberal with the treats I hear!

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  19. Oh, Tuck! You don't know how bad we feel when we have to leave our furbabies behind! You also must not know how excited grandma-beans are to care for furbabies. I left Buster, Locket, and Cocoa with my grandmother once when I stayed with a sick relative and all three had a little roll of fat around their necks when I got them back!

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  20. Oh no! We didn't see this until now. We hoped you survived.

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