ManCat Monday: Listen Closely

Oh human, look closely into my laser eyes.  You must be getting sleepy....your eyes are getting heavy.  Do you hear me human?  Excellent.  Now, listen closely to what I have to say.  It is very impawtant.

I am getting tired of being woken up because you like to cuddle.  I am lying on your feet because you are covered up with the electric blanket.  It's warm and fuzzy.  If you want to move your feet and leave me the blanket, that would be fine.  You will no longer pick me up and hold me unless I ask you to.

This picture is the purrfect example of how things should be.  I'm warm, comfy and cozy here on the blanket.  All was well here until you took my picture.  You will stop flashing me while I am sleeping.  It's annoying and it wakes me up.  How would you like it if I made lots of noise or scratched your feet while you are sleeping...oh yeah, umm, nevermind.  Forget I said that last part.  Anyway, you will stop flashing me.

So here are my demands:

• Stop flashing me while sleeping

• Leave me alone when I'm on the electric blanket, actually, just leave the electric blanket for me.  You don't need it
• Give me more treats.  I deserve them for putting up with you
• Stop yelling at me when I paw at the TV
• Give me more treats, oh yeah...I said that already...but make sure you do it
  

OK, look at my laser eyes one more time. 

Now wake up...and go get me some treats

Mancat (In Training) Monday: Kiss My Paw

So human, you want to sit down next to me on the loveseat? I suppose I can allow this on one condition....

Kiss my paw. Oh yeah, and go get me some treats.

A Guilt Trip

I'm so happy it's Friday! During the week I'm alone during the day while Frank and Jen are at work. Jen leaves last so I always try to guilt her into taking me to work with her.

First, I hop up on the little ledge that separates the living room from the stairs and I watch her put on her coat.

As she walks toward the stairs I flip over and look adorable. Next, I rub my head against hers and sometimes even reach out my paw.

After a minute of petting she starts walking again, so I hang over the ledge and look pitiful. Lately, I have started following her down the stairs, so that she has to look at my as she's shutting the door. Sometimes, I will even run and hop up in a window and watch her walk the whole way. That way I know I will get extra treats when she gets home!!