Oh human, look closely into my laser eyes. You must be getting sleepy....your eyes are getting heavy. Do you hear me human? Excellent. Now, listen closely to what I have to say. It is very impawtant.
I am getting tired of being woken up because you like to cuddle. I am lying on your feet because you are covered up with the electric blanket. It's warm and fuzzy. If you want to move your feet and leave me the blanket, that would be fine. You will no longer pick me up and hold me unless I ask you to.
So here are my demands:
- Stop flashing me while sleeping
- Leave me alone when I'm on the electric blanket, actually, just leave the electric blanket for me. You don't need it
- Give me more treats. I deserve them for putting up with you
- Stop yelling at me when I paw at the TV
- Give me more treats, oh yeah...I said that already...but make sure you do it
Now wake up...and go get me some treats
Haha! Let us know if that works for you, Tuck, and we'll try the laser eyes on our humans!
ReplyDeleteLooks like you have got you's momma right where you want her - hippie-tized☺
ReplyDeleteLet me know if that works, Tuck! Mine always flashy-boxes me, then says "Oops, sorry Tober!" like that's gonna bring my night-vision back.
ReplyDeleteWell, we will be very interested to hear how it all works out for you, Tuck!
ReplyDeleteTuck, you sure do look cozy and comfy on that electric blanket!!!
ReplyDeleteMOL.....did it work, Tuck????? Have a great Mancat Monday. xxxxxx
ReplyDeleteI think that those are perfect ground rules. However, getting humans to obey is so trying...
ReplyDeleteWait a minute, you mean there is an electric blanket to keep you warm! Okay, we don't have one of those, at least I don't think we do. Thanks for the tips on human handling.
ReplyDeleteWhat a wonderful, sensible list of demands.
ReplyDeleteAn electric blanket sounds like a little piece of heaven on earth.
...must get treats for Tuck,....must give Tuck an electric blanket. Wait! I don't have an electric blanket and Tuck is not one of my kitties. But still, I feel compelled to send him treats...What's going on here? Nevermind, I've got to go to Wal Mart to buy an electric blanket for Tuck. See ya...
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I hope it works for you, Tuck. Those are all very good ground rules for your humans, especially the bit about not using the flashy box on you while you are sleeping.
ReplyDeleteLet us know how that hypnosis works out for ya!
ReplyDeleteGood luck with the hypnosis, Tuck! And we're very envious that you have an electric blanket. Our grandma has one of those and we think it's the best thing ever!
ReplyDeletei think we should make signs and march around until your demands are met.
ReplyDeletean electric blanket? you are so lucky. i can't believe you have to share it tho...
That is a very laser beam eyes!
ReplyDeleteI think, I would like to play the Paw it Forward :)
You are very skilled at hypnosis, Tuck! It worked on our Mom, and she was just reading your post:)
ReplyDeleteWhat a more beautiful cat!
ReplyDeleteKisses and the best week...
Dani
Mesmerised by laser eyes...must send Tuck treats...
ReplyDeletepurrrr.....an electric blanket.....purrrr....
ReplyDeleteLet me know if this works...
ReplyDeleteIf it werks for yoo ~ we're gonna try it ~ we're already preparing our list of don'ts!
ReplyDeleteI bet you get your way!
ReplyDeleteMust...send...treats.....
ReplyDeleteHey wait a minute, those are OUR treats, Mommy! What are you doing??? Hey Tuck, next time make sure that hypno-thingy doesn't work through the computer, okay? Sheesh.
Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew
I hope your human gave into all your demands. You have a good list going. I may have to try this on my human.
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Lucy
hahahaha~~~
ReplyDeleteIs that work to your bean????
I want to know,
because if that is work I gonna use the same way to my slave bean as well!
You are quite the hypnotist, Tuck. Hope it all works out for you! :)
ReplyDeleteI think you have good teckneek and you must have piles of treats now!
ReplyDelete--JB
We've posted a story to our blog today, so if you want a 5 minute read, drop by. http://www.lepak.com/katztales.html You can tell us what you think with the help of those laser eyes!
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