Mancat (In Training) Monday: Kitty Alarm Clock

My mancat training is getting rather intense now that I'm nearing its completion. Today, I will share another lesson I have learned. It is a kitty's duty to serve as an alarm clock for a human that is in danger of oversleeping. Seven days a week, it is my job to see that Frank gets woken up at 5:30. Sometimes, he goes back to sleep and then I have to wake him up again. I use many methods...knocking things over, running across the bed, putting the bitey on toes and smacking them in the face. I must do whatever it takes. But how could they be in a bad mood. This is what they see when they open their eyes...