A Tail of Volunteerism

My humans were changing the sheets the other day.  Being the fine, upstanding kitizen I am, I volunteered to help. 

First, I needed to inspect the situation.  All responsible mancats know that you must learn what's going on.

OK, move over humans, I got this corner!

This is hard work.  Maybe, I'll just lay down for a second and rest.  (Or at least that's what they think...really, I know that this is the purrfect opportunity for a great hand attack.)

Hey, what are you doing?  Let me go, I wasn't going to attack you, I was just tired...c'mon dude, don't be so suspicious!

Now see, you have forced me to put the bitey on you.  We'll see if I ever try to help you again.  You humans are on your own.  Forget you.