My human has been so very, very lazy. Not sick, just incompetent. She said she wass busy at work and then busy shopping. Now, she has gone away. So I am dictating this blog to her from many miles away. I have so much to tell, but will start with sweet, sweet justice. My West Virginia cousin helped punish my human for being such a bad blogger. When I told him about what she was doing, he promised to get her back. And oh boy, did he. Yesterday, he climbed up on her pink duffel bag and left her a little present. And then, for good measure, he smeared it in. Here is a picture of my new hero:
Three cheers for Bigfoot!
I asked the woofie there in the West Virginia house to also make my human pay for being so bad. She has been waking her up early every morning. Thanks Woofie!
The human has promised me that tomorrow she will help me post about my Secret Paws package. I also have much to tell you about my NJ cousins who I am staying with! See you all tomorrow furriends!!
Sweetie Tuck! We have missed you. Sounds like your friends Bigfoot and Lucy are doing an amaing job standing up for your rights.
ReplyDeleteWe've missed yoo Tuck! We're glad yoo have access to a compooter now!
ReplyDeleteSounds like you've gotted yoor friends well trained. Ho ho ho!
Hi ya, Tuck! It's nice to have some co-conspirators to help you punish your human!!
ReplyDeleteHi Tuck! Good to have you back! here has been some serious "avenging" going on over there, we see.... Tee hee hee......
ReplyDeleteNow that was a furry clever punishment!!!
ReplyDeleteWe are wishing you and your family a Furry Merry Chrissymouse!
Ha, that'll teach your human!
ReplyDeleteA very merry Christmas to you too, Tuckster!
YAY, Tuck is back!!!!! Silly humans, they never seem to realize they need to watch what they do cuz we will always end up with the winning hand!!!!!! :) :)
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!!!!!!!
Hey Tuck, we've been missing you!!! Look forward to hearing more...have the most wonderful Christmas ever!!!
ReplyDeleteHi Tuck! Don't you hate it when the beans get "busy" I just think they need to repri-oritize. After all, we come first no matter what else!
ReplyDeleteLove your cousins. Bigfoot is awesome to help you get revenge. Awesome toesies. Your woofie cousin looks like he'd be warm to snuggle with. It is great he is helping keep your mommy in line.
Operation Chaos from afar? You're brilliant, Tuck!
ReplyDeleteIt pays to have good friends, doesn't it?
ReplyDeleteMOL!!! Got commrads all offur the place we see! Mom had a kitty named BigFoot when she was little. She was a cute gurl with 6 toes on her feets! Looking forward to seeing what you gots!!!
ReplyDeleteI've missed you Tuck. Sometimes, our moms just get too busy for their own good, don't they?
ReplyDeleteI have also missed you sweet Tuck.. I laughed at the picture you brought to mind.. Sorry Tuck's mum..Looking forward to catching up.. Wishing you a Happy Christmas.. Hugs GJ x
ReplyDeleteHA! Tuck--looks like you have BEST chums to have your back, since the human didn't do her job! I really like Bigfoot's feeties.
ReplyDeleteHaha, bet your mum will think twice about deserting you next time.
ReplyDeleteHooray for Bigfoot and the woofie! That will teach your mom to go away and leave you :)!
ReplyDeleteWe hope you and your humans have a very happy Christmas.
Love and purrs from Franklin, Dobby, Tasha, and Katie
Loved your post :) Merry Christmas to Tuck and his beans.
ReplyDeleteWe are having the same issues with our assitant. Merry Christmas to you and your humans!
ReplyDelete--JB