They have really done it now. Jen and Frank did the most awful, unforgiveable thing this morning. They gave me a bath. It was my first run in with that horrible water. They put me in the bathtub, got me all wet, rubbed some sort of gooey substance on me that smells like baby powder and poured more water all over me to remove the goo. I didn't let all this happen without a fight though. I scratched and clawed the entire time. But I did not scream. I stayed strong and did not make a sound. I did; however, bring blood. They both bled for their horrible actions. I will not forget this. Next time I hear whisperings of a bath I will make a preemptive strike...that much I vow. I have to go now, the humans are trying to make up for being so cruel by offering me a treat.
We're glad to hear you made them pay for their actions...
ReplyDeleteHello, Mr. Tuck! We just found your new blog on the CB, so we thought we'd welcome you. We are gray cats also, so we were attracted to you right away. And you did the right thing to your beans (humans) for that terrible bath torture!
ReplyDeleteOh man, da bath thing is horrible, but, the treats and the cuddles that come after are really nice. And, yoo smell really nice and it makes da mom bury her nose in yoor furs and make noyzes like, mmmm and ahhhhh. Hi Tuck, it's nice to meet yoo.
ReplyDeleteHi Mr. Tuck! I am sorry to meet you under such wet circumstances! Hopefully you won't have to have that happen to you again - welcome to the kitty blogosphere!
ReplyDeleteHi Tuck!! It is very nice to meet you! So sorry the circumstances are a little wet!! Baths are not fun at all!
ReplyDeleteYour FL furiends,
Poor Mr Tuck! Why do you need a bath? You are a cat and cats are lovely and clean at all times, we are known for it. Next time you hear that B word, go hide in a very tiny place for hours and hours. That'll show them.
ReplyDeleteWhicky Wuudler
A treat? just ONE? that deserves the WHOLE package!!!! good job for making them bleed
ReplyDeleteHey there little buddy--that is terrible, just terrible, kitten abuse. I hope that when they saw their own blood going down the drain they realized the enormity of what they did to you. Way to be strong, little guy.
ReplyDeleteYour buddy, Jimmy Joe
A bath? What were they thinking of? That's norty! No wonder you made them bleed.
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